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Meeting his father for the first time (B&S 47-50)

First time seeing the batcave/this child is feral (B&S 53-58)

dear dad, here is a dead bird. do u like it?????? (B&S 72-73; 77-82)

LOOK AT ME MOM (B&S 89-96)

Damian says Fuck History (B: RRAG 33-34)

SHOW HIM THE ZOMBIE (B: RRAG 40, context on 42)

Damian says Fuck Ghosts!! (B: RRAG 51-56)

Stop hitting yourself (B: RRAG 56-61)

Breaking into the batcave and Tim's a jerk for no reason at ALL (B: RRAG 88-94)

Alfred does my dad love me :(? (B: RRAG 98; 103. Minus continued Tim fight.)

Nice job birdbrains (B: RRAG 124-131)

DAMIAN OUT!! (B: RRAG 134-135)

thx 4 the save dad (B: RRAG 226-228)

BUT MOM :( (B: RRAG 229-232; 236-238

Damian says Fuck Ambulances (Batman RIP; 145)

Did we just watch Batman die??? (idk end of RIP, look for exploding stuff)

Damian says FUCK NIGHTWING (BR 2009; #2 14-18)

Did you just save my life? (BR 2009; #3 12-15)

Geeze Dick I can fight blind :T (BR 2009; #4 18-21)

Big Bro #3 SUCKS (BR 2009 #5 6-9)

ffs jason THANKS A LOT (BR 2009 #6)

Aren't you dead?(BR 2009 #8 22-23)

This recovery arc sucks (BR 2009 #9 5-11, 15-18)

but I like the status quo NOW (Br 2009 #10 15-18 [part for context])

changed my mind; new spine sucks (BR 2009 #11 16-end)

electrocution will solve this problem (BR 2009 #12 7-9)

Moms suck (BR 2009 #12 14-18)

Movie night with the fam (BR 2009 #20 start-5)

Birthdays with Mom (BR 2011 #0 10)

The last birthday with Mom (BR 2011 #0 11-15)

no one cares about your dead parents Dad (BR 2011 #1 7-12)

And I didn't kill anyone! (BR 2011 #1 16-20)

Quality time with Dad (BR 2011 #2 9)

Damian says FUCK CHESS (BR 2011 #3 3-9)

This is fine (BR 2011 #3 10-19)

Dad you SUCK (prelim Ducard background) (BR 2011 #4 13-17)

With Ducard (BR 2011 #4 20-21; #5 5 to #6 3)

Thank fuck my dad is Batman (BR 2011 #7 start-8)

Double tap (BR 2011 #7 11-end)

A moral discussion (BR 2011 #8 13-end)

We're not so different you and I, Tim (BR 2011 #10 15-19)

Jason talks to his furniture (BR 2011 #11 start-7) NTS3

Big brothers aren't all bad (BR 2011 #12 8-9)

y. you aren't my real dad nightwing (BR 2011 #12 17)

goddamn bounty hunters (BR 2011 #13 13-16)

Do you even know what selfishness means? (BR 2011 #14 18-20)

It's not me who needs protecting... It's the 4 highly trained and experienced adults!! (BR 2011 #15 start-11)

Damian says fuck this murder in particular (BR 2011 #15 19-#16 15)

for FUCK'S entire sake Joker (BR 2011 #16 16-end)

Well this is nothing but nightmare fuel (Batman 2011 #17 start-7)

fuck (Batman 2011 #17 8-15, through to end for misc cutaway scenes)

what the fuck is a "game"? (Red Hood 2011 #17 13, 15)

Todd's sad attempt at being a big brother (Red Hood 2011 #17 4-5)

Jason's receding hairline (Batman 2016 #16 16)

Artistry (Implied canon, montage)

Violin practice (Implied canon, montage)

You trust people. That's what makes you you. (NW 2011 #17)

Trust me, they're a curse (not canon; loosely based on this)

MEMORY

MEMORY

MEMORY

MEMORY

MEMORY

MEMORY

TAKEN

guess who's got a NEW SPIIIINE (BR 2009 #8 18): Write Up | IC thread

Shut up and let me train you Jon (SS #6 5-12) Writeup | IC thread

Are you using my hand for a tissue :/ (GA #7 7-14) Writeup | IC thread

And that's how I learned how to dispose of a body (Reference, SS #1 14; AoSS #6 5) Writeup | IC thread

There's a new Batman in town (B&R 2011, Annual #1) Writeup | IC thread

Time to fuck off, Tim! (B&S 66-70) Writeup | IC thread TBD

Forest training (implied canon) Write up | IC thread TBD

Boss baby (BR 2009 #10 3-5) Writeup | IC thread TBD

sup granddad. fuck you. i'm out. (B: RRAG 76-77; 79-83) Writeup | IC thread TBD

Family Portraits (BR 2011 #10 5-8) Writeup | IC thread TBD

This is NOT my order and I hate you (Batman 2016 #16 11-13 pre-Bruce's outburst)

Brothers beWARE! (BR 2011 #10 11-13)

Dads >>> Moms (B: RRAG 182-184)

Torture lessons with Ducard (BR 2011 #6 16-end)

who cares about you dad AM I STILL ROBIN??? (BR 2009 #16 29-end)

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[ Relevant issue, begin from mid-page 5, ends on page 12 ]

This is a recent memory. It begins with Talon perched at the very edge of a rooftop, and another boy dropping down from the sky onto the roof just a few feet away. The boy starts explaining he was late because his mom put his costume in the wrong place, and calls Talon by the name "Robin." Robin shushes him and explains that he's a soldier now and this is not a costume.

The boy doesn't look like he could be any older than Robin is.

Robin declares that training begins now!! And then both boys fucking leap off the side of the building, but it seems to be fine? Robin uses a grappling gun to swing down safely, and the other boy is just...he's fine. It doesn't seem like he can fly, but he lands with no sign of any injury at all.

It turns out that Robin's idea of training is needlessly scaring jaywalkers. The other boy sets him straight about that, and we learn they're in a city called Metropolis. Mystery boy declares they're here to have fun and help people without scaring them, and Robin counters by declaring that fun isn't a real thing. This is why he's got to train this kid! To show him that fun and the job of saving people just don't mix. :|

They continue on their patrol which includes:
--Mystery kid stopping a purse snatcher by physically grabbing and stopping their getaway bike while Robin ties them up.
--Mystery kid saving a cat from a tree while Robin makes fun of him for being such a sap about it
--Mystery kid lifting a car so Robin can change the tire on it for a stranded motorist

The patrol draws to a close when Robin's team shows up while they're taking a break on a rooftop. They barely even introduce themselves, more interested in picking up Robin and going on to whatever mission they have planned than making small talk. We learn the mystery kid's name is Superboy while Robin is pretty rudely dismissing him to join his team. Whatever this mission is, he's more interested in dealing with it than he is in even taking Superboy home. When Starfire asks if he'd like to bring Superboy along he refuses and the team takes off, leaving Superboy, who's been silent through this whole exchange, alone on the roof.

Notes:
--All codenames can be heard.

--Knows this is stuff he does all the time

--Also knows that this patrol was an exceptionally easy one. He doesn't know how much more difficult the hero work he does can get, but does know that patrolling Metropolis was like child's play for him.

--Knows he was intentionally avoiding any serious threats because:
1) Jon is 10 and patrolling like this is very new to him. Does not want to deal with a 10 year old seeing an average civilian being seriously hurt.
2) Or with their dads' disappointment/anger if he lets Jon get into that situation.
3) And anyway, Jon's dad is keeping an ear out for major threats and the Metro PD can handle anything between (whatever Jon's dad handles, this is very unclear) and petty thievery.
3) Very, very deep down knows this is actually fun for him and considers it a break from his usual work (whatever that entails)

--Remembers he really fuckin likes this kid, and also that he is very unwilling to admit this in any kind of obvious way. He's serious about wanting to train him, but in a sense of preparing him for how difficult hero work can become. He knows Jon is pretty innocent and knows how rough some cases can get, and wants to prepare him to face those hard situations. Bbbbut it is hard not to get taken in by how kind and fun Jon is himself.

--Knows he leads the Teen Titans. For some reason he feels an intense pressure about this, but he's not sure why. Just knows that while he was relaxed with Jon, he closed off his emotions entirely to deal with the Titans. For some reason he can't let his guard down with them?? They are his team, but not friends. More like a job vs something he enjoys (like "training" Jon)

--all of the titans are older than him...

--Specifically refused to bring Jon along because TT work is dangerous in a way that he doesn't believe Jon is prepared to face.

--Knows that if Jon had argued, he'd have made some mean comment about it being his bed time. He would've felt a little bit bad about it, but it's worth it to keep Jon from getting swept up in something that might actually manage to hurt him.

--Remembers his combat and stealth skills!!

Edited 2019-02-03 00:56 (UTC)

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